gabbar-hag basanti hag. Viru-nahi basant nahi,In kutto k samne mat hagna,Inke pass pani nahi hai,Ye tujhse hagwayenge aur mujhse teri GAND chatwayenge.

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Osama to Big B: How are you?? Big B: Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham. And you? Osama: Bas Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bum

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Ek Ladki Raat Mein Akeli Aur Do Ladke Uske Saath, Kya Hua Hoga

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An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? Mallika: I go back to my home

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Harbhajan n Mallika wer havin sex Harbhajan kept his Pen is on her thighs. Mallika: Arre!wat r u doin? Bhajji:Darr mat mein yahan se spin karunga

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Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai? jab sidhu laughter challenge main hans hans kar har contestant se kehta hai bas kar mere BAAP!!!

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Gabbar-hag basanti hag. Viru-nahi basant nahi,In kutto k samne mat hagna,Inke pass pani nahi hai,Ye tujhse hagwayenge aur mujhse teri GAND chatwayenge

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What will you say if you see a naked girl walking at Lokhandwala Complex? CHOOT OUT AT LOKHANDWALA.

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If Mallika will play the role of draupadi,then Duryodhan will say"Dusashan,pehna do hamari bhabhi ko saree,hum bhi toh dekhe yeh vastron mein kaisi lagti hai

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Nam:Don Bhai:Munnabhai Pata:36ChinaTown Thikana:ChandniBar Guru:Blufmaster Dushman:Sarkar Khun:Ab tak 56 SMS BHEJ WARNA 57 ho jaiega

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MunnaBhai:Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Circuit:Common sense Bhai!Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hain na

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A scientist cannot b a president,butkalam did it. A conductor cannot b a superstar,butRajni did it. A monkey cannot operate mobile, but u

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Are O SAMBHA Mere Kitne SMS mile Srdar Bahut se or tumne Kitne Bheje 1Bhi nhi Dhikkar hai Ab tak bahut SMS khaye Le ab ek aur kha..

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men at a cinema: 1st see House full at the ticket counter & said:Maa di fudi band hogi? 2nd shouted: Oye Aaja Aaja !Bhen di fudi black chmildi payi ha?

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Mallika Says To Imran Hashmi hahe Dunia Jitni Bhi Kare Hamare Pyar Ki Birodh Hamare Pyar Ki Raksha Karegi Super Deluxe Nirodh

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